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Ridiculously Sexy Anastasia Ashley Goes On 'Naked and Afraid', Proceeds To Get Devoured By Pack of Hungry Insects

Well that settles it then, nothing is sacred anymore. Model/Surfer Anastasia Ashley went on the TV show Naked and Afraid and proceeded to have to tap out because the insects couldn't let one of nature's greatest gifts alone to enjoy the scenery.

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11 Former Disney Park Employees Dish Out Their Darkest-Humored NSFW Stories

These hilarious, vaguely gruesome accounts make me want to see a revised 'honest trailer' for what you're actually signing up for being around, next time you up and head to a Disney Park. Also. Maybe it's just the landscape of modern day television, but I've noticed a lot of the darker, thriller tv shows I've binged on Netflix feature particularly unsettling, climactic scenes/unnerving discoveries occurring within the absurd neon-lit confines of amusement parks. It's like the writers got it in their heads the best way to spotlight rule-breaking, deviant behavior is to contrast the tendencies with kids' laughter, echoes of amusement park rides, etc. 

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Well well, look at what we have here. I thought this crazy kind of morally devoid behavior was reserved for the vile, syrup-soaked confines of the nearest Waffle House establishment --- a place I might add that serves up World Star Hip Hop beatdowns with the Eggs Benedict dinner special. Can't beat that kind of customer service right? Granted, this footage is no more than a display of a couple of looney lovebirds higher off horniness for one another than Jesse Pinkman fresh off a Blue Crystal bender.

See for yourself. In this case, thank god for censorship. 

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Morally Corrupt Plumber Gets Canned After Posting Pic of Woman Client's Sex Toy on Facebook

Was it worth it, bro? Maybe he was trying to spice things up a little bit for himself, and the routine mundanity of his career. No offense to any of my plumber brohemes out there. Either way there's no denying he flushed basic moral principles down the toilet, for the purpose of clogging his buddies' news feeds with some strong and rancid lewdness.

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Cringe-Inducing 'Cunnilingus Training' App Surfaces on Internet, Naturally Inspires People to Share Hilarious Insights

Cum on, this is just ridiculous and provides no shortage in the way of not failing to keep us entertained. Cliterally a cunning innovation, indeed. The tagline reads, "Lickster is a revolutionary new training game that will make you a cunnilingus pro lickity-split." So, at the very least they get a thumbs up for taking a shot at creativity. Anyways, sit back and enjoy leafing through some solid pro tips and plain hilarious jokes about the "Lickster."

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Ex-Disney Channel Star Tweets Dick Pic Saying It Isn't Her Ex-Boyfriend's, Twitter Proceeds to Lose Its Mind

Yes, I'm well aware. We're dealing with a whole lotta weirdness let loose to run around. Where to start and where to end? We've got the ex-Disney Channel Star Ms. Bella Thorne element of this which is uncomfortable enough already, and then you factor in her need to not only tweet a dick pic, but claim it's not her ex-boyfriend's? Yo, this shitness screams seven kinds of emotionally trainrekt.

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After using Craigslist to hunt down an old Macintosh, redditor bobwowbob stumbled upon a NSFW surprise hidden in a fake “America Online” folder. As it turns out bobwowbob had actually discovered a rare “interactive erotica” app, called MacPlaymate. The app was put together by comic book artist and game designer, Mike Saenz in 1986.

The premise of MacPlaymate was very simple:

Players could strip down a digital avatar named Maxie, mess around with Maxie using various sex toys with names like Mighty Mo Throbber, and watch Maxie 'make it' with other digital characters. The software even had a “panic” button that'd bring up a spreadsheet if someone walked by your computer screen.

The following is a NSFW demo of MacPlaymate, and the dude's voice and commentary are at least 20x creepier than the software itself:


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KFC Australia Is Getting Fried to a Crisp for Hilarious "NSFW" Tweet

A tweet by the Twitter account from KFC Australia was only up for an hour, and yet, still managed to offend enough people for it to get pulled. Although it may be gone, the internet has managed to keep it alive by supplying some incredible responses to the to hot and spiciness.

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