Understaffed, underpaid, over it

A collection of stereotypes to make factual fun of people

People on the internet have strong opinions ! And they also aren't afraid to double down, even when they're completely wrong about the topic at hand. There's a place for everyone on the internet — no matter what your interests are, you'll find others who are likeminded. However, that also leads to people getting stuck in feedback loops, or just being around people who are so closely aligned with their beliefs that they'll never admit when they're wrong . Then, when others outside of their circl…

Well smack my grits and call me gravy, the Whattaburger survived another tornado!

Something tells me these parents absolutely did NOT ask for this craziness! Look, I am the last person to talk to when it comes to parenting advice. That being said, I know enough to know that most parents simply cannot anticipate what the experience will actually be like. No matter what kind of parent you are, there always seems to be a period of disillusionment from a picture-perfect vision of what having a family will look like versus what it actually looks like. If you thought it was going…

Coming up with openers for an unspecified meme list is challenging—one of the many reasons why I am sure to be replaced by AI in the near future. I asked OpenAI's ChatGPT to write me a “funny story about a meme,” and this is what it came up with. The results are—well—you can be the judge of that, but I think my job is safe—for now at least. "Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a group of memes. These memes were known throughout the land for their wit, humor, and their ability…

When are we going to get the 4 day work week situation dialed in? What will it take to wipe Mondays off the work-week map? It seems like ever since you graduated, you can help but count down the minutes until Friday at 5pm only to waste away 1/3 of your weekend on Sunday afternoons when you're stressing out about starting to work again. It's a vicious cycle. Maybe if you had 3 days to do your weekend chores (party, drink, socialize, vacuum, groceries) you'd be more rejuvenated every week. But n…

When it's happening to you, it's mildly (perhaps majorly) infuriating. But when you're watching it happen from a third-party lens, you can't help but laugh.

It’s quite possible that servers and retail workers have dealt with more unhinged behavior than just about anyone else on the planet. Sure, you might say, “But what about therapists? Don’t they deal with a wide range of behavior from their clients?” Certainly, but in comparison with these brave souls? Nope! We’re pretty sure that even therapists and psychiatrists have nothing on folks in the retail and service industries. Just think about it for a moment: all the entitled Karens, all the annoyi…

Is there anything more humbling and potentially humiliating than a job interview?

Relationships may not last, but memes last forever!

When you get distracted when you work from home, managers will consider you an unproductive employee. When you work in an office, those same distractions are called “company culture”.

The internet has no shortage of absolute weirdness , and just in case we ever run out, people are constantly creating even weirder things. Let's talk about some of them, starting with the Doritos pop tarts . Would you eat these photoshopped frights? I would have to try a bite, but I would wash it down with the cursed Nutella burger, which seems intense but still edible. Would not eat: the spaghetti backpack. It would be cold by the time you carried it to your destination. Just add a second back…

Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee, the memes are hotter than a hoochie coochie!

There's nothing like sitting back with a fresh cup of coffee in a soft, comfy chair as the warmth of the morning sun soaks into your skin. Basking in its scarlet radiance, you contemplate the ensuing day and where, on which paths, it might take you. Of course, most of us replace this idyllic morning routine with the instant gratification of doom scrolling social media… in a still dark room, immersed in the white light of a phone screen, our brains hooked into the dopamine stream before we're ev…

Bosses really know how to put you in the mood to work.