Brighten up that day with some jokes from the good ol' twitterverse. There's family drama, mistaken avocado enthusiasts, and bouncy castle aficionados. For another blast of humor and a few puns, here are dumb and funny jokes that are technically correct.
Memes
Memes are basically just hilarious inside-jokes on the internet that are the only source of joy for some people.
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Keaton Patti is a funny and absurd writer who's responsible for these wacky re-captions, as well as ridiculous "bot-written" scripts such as this Diners Drive-Ins And Dives script or this Olive Garden Commercial. We're here for the controlled insanity and reworking of something as near and dear to our hearts as Antiques Roadshow.
Jokes don't need to be overly wordy to be simple and complex at the same time. Some of these moments, comments and memes happen to be extreme puns while some are just technically true. For more here are some stupid and witty jokes that are technically correct. We fancy ourselves pun-lords of varying tastes, from puns intended to be wonderfully dumb to dad jokes.
Anyone who has ever muddled through the grind that is working customer service will connect with these painfully relatable memes. On a good day, maybe only one customer drives you nuts. On the other days however, it can begin to feel like the whole world is against you.
Kids are stupid people. We're not saying children's stupidity is their fault. Their brains just don't work too good. We've seen it in ourselves when we we kids, and we see it in them every day. They give us a lot of evidence and moments of failure that articulate exactly how poorly a young mind works. They learn though. Well, most of them anyway.
We've all had really rough jobs, and while ruminating on your annoying job can suck, some well placed work memes can be cathartic. Whether it's some customer service role where we have to deal with Karens having freak-outs, incompetent bosses or straight up boring jobs where you have nothing to do. The grind can lead to a sort of existential dread and a cycle that never seems to end. But don't worry, there are other jobs out there, and more often then not, the total BS you have to deal with will lead you to bigger and better things. Anyway, here's some work memes for the grind.
Man, remember the old days? Having to wait a whole week for a new episode of your favorite show. Having to rewind a movie after finishing it. Paying money for music. Wait, why did we even like the old days? Huge inconveniences aside, everyone pines for a simpler time that will never happen again. We've got the memories though. For the older folks here's some 70s and 80s nostalgia. And for those who want to live their best 90s life, we've got 90s life hacks.
We're big fans dumb jokes that are technically correct as well as dad jokes and stupid and witty jokes that are technically accurate. Our appreciation for puns intended, unintended and super Nintendo goes without saying. Anyway, here are some killer dumb and clever puns that made us groan like ghouls.
After all the hype and the buildup, "Storm Area 51" is here. People actually showed up. Not only that, but we've got Kyles out there already photobombing live news broadcasts with legendary "Naruto Runs." So, with an event of such amazingly ridiculous proportions, we had to round up some of our favorite tweets from the madness.
We also can't believe this Elder Scrolls game has been out for like 8 years and it's still better than ever. Whether you're in it for becoming a potion-fueled God, living out your kleptomaniac fantasies, forging a relationship with an adopted dog, or just trying not to accidentally become a stealth archer again, this game has eaten up too much of our time and we love it. Here's some memes about all the time you've wasted in Tamriel.
Tumblr is a great big rabbit hole of creativity and moments of incredible strangeness. Many of these moments develop into awesome threads like Disney's mythical smut vault or this guy who found out he was allergic to citrus. Then there are these smaller, single image moments pf just enough context to bring smiles to our faces.
In a creative and classy move, North Farmington High School in Michigan lets their seniors run wild with specific pop culture and meme references on picture day. It's like funny senior quotes, but you get to use your costuming skills. We wish our school let us do this. Oh, and extra points for the Tyrone Biggums.
It's not what you'd think in the first place, but you can't say they're wrong. These are the fruits of the smart-asses of the internet, with extra emphasis on the ass. You may groan, you may not get it and you may insist these people are wrong. You may also love em. Anyway, here are some memes, puns, dad jokes and moments that, while potentially dumb, are technically correct.
For the uninitiated, the president's map of Hurricane Dorian Had an extra piece added on with sharpie to corroborate his belief that Alabama would be affected by the storm. A spokesman from NOAA ensured reporters that Alabama would not be affected. The internet took the sharpie stunt as an example of the President's commitment to baseless assertions, and had some fun with it.
