People who text while driving: they're bad news.
Also, that's still the best commercial to come from that series of "tough guy in a suit represents an ultra-specific accident" ads.
(One afternoon, talking with my dad about first kisses.) Me: So, your first kiss wasn't with mom? Dad: No. It actually was with somebody VERY different from her. Me: Yeah? And where was it? Dad: Well, it was in school, between classes. Me: Dad, I thought there were only guys in your school. Dad: I DID say it was somebody different.