KISS

My love gun is not prepared for this.

I mean, I'd consider the prospect, but I think it would get disco ball in my teeth for a week.

Quiz time! Who's cuter, Kiss cat or Immortal cat?

Let's face it, this could have been much worse given the raging hormones of the boy becoming a man.

Corpse paint: who wears it best? Are drip effects fab or drab? Which shade of corpsewhite is right for you? Coming to you in next month's special Black Metal edition of SELF Magazine!

And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

DISCLAIMER - in their gentelmanly duel to win fair lady's kiss, things get a litle... dark towards the end of the video. You've been warned.

Want to be up to your eyes in bliss? Say "I do" to Wedinator!