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Tumblr Thread: The Universal Language of Public Transportation

These Tumblr users referring to German transit etiquette is something that lives in just about everyone who has to get to work in a tube full of other people. It's that balancing act of having to go through the rigamarole of being polite but also acting as if no one anyone else even exists. For some more fun discussions on culture, here's a tumblr thread on cultures colliding over how to measure time and space.

Tumblr thread on germans being on public transit | Welcome Germany. This is express love. And if one sitting at window and want get off at next stop begin loudly rustle with bag whatever, because way can signal other person need them get up without having speak them. None these people are joking.
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German Guy Attempts Naming All 50 States, Hilarity Ensues

Twitter user @haru_cchii, went viral over his attempt at identifying all 50 states on a map. People were quick to appreciate just how ridiculous the results ended up being. I mean, you can't beat "Texas 2." 

German guy tries to name all 50 states and hilarity ensues | Factoid Dollar Bin Diver team TBD @factoid_twitch Replying TSchmidtbsuer Everything is Biggerer Texas Two. washington? This also feds North Texas ohio Oreo wish? this wisconsin Dakota? Minnesota Wyoming Square Arizona Kansas? this is rave New Jersey, New Mexico AND new York cereal def ohio Nevada Kansas! west. this just Screams OHIO Alabama Mountain mama Virgin AAAAA take home OHIO where is Kansas? wist
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Kid Secretly Learns German, Gets Concussion, Speaks German To Confused Parents

Who'd have thought that learning German in secret could end up inspiring such hilarious results. Apparently, this kid had learned German and the parents had no idea. That is until the kid got a concussion, and ended up speaking German to a couple very surprised and confused parents. They must've been thinking that the kid was some sort of spy.

Kid learns German secretly, and ends up speaking German to parents after getting a concussion | r/tifu posted by ParrotSTD TIFU by secretly learning German recommend not doing this. As funny as found she didn't while back decided wanted learn second language. Germany's pretty close so German My family's super small and also far away, and never bothered tell them learning German.
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These German tourists were a little confused in Florida when they encountered a strange lack of sidewalks and non-existent pedestrian crossings. 

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Mom Fails to Set Language Correctly and Hilarity Ensues

This unfortunate mom keeps getting autocorrected into German and Ichs ducking funny.

FAIL german Germany mother mom iphone - 4968709
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Billed as "The Best Mountain Biker In Germany." We would like to see the second best.

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Germany's National team coach, Joachim Löw, was caught (again) scratch and sniffing his body parts on the sidelines of their 2-0 win over Ukraine.

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funny fail image Bastian Schweinsteiger sues toy maker over nazi soldier doll
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German Soccer player Bastian Schweinsteiger is suing a Chinese toy-maker for their Nazi soldier doll with his first name.

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