Father

'They wouldn't even notice I'm gone': Man cuts off contact with family after being excluded from sister's wedding

Bar Mor Hazut

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'You can't wait 30 seconds? You'll be waiting here for 30 minutes': Impatient dad refuses to heed a delayed delivery warning, wastes an hour dawdling for an order that's not ready yet

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'He needs more money than his brother': Father gives younger son bigger inheritance than the older, based on their in-laws’ financial state

Bar Mor Hazut

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'DADDY'S LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB!': Employee's kid spills the beans to the whole office that his dad is on the verge of quitting

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Every single ticket was dismissed': Serial speeder discovers legal loophole, saves thousands of dollars in speeding tickets

Remy Millisky

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'Why don't you just parent your child?': Mother lets child loose during father's medical school graduation, so crowd begins to parent them

Eleonora Bader

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'I'm done giving her handouts if she's gonna act entitled': Spoiled daughter makes fun of the poor girl at school, gets all of her privileges revoked

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Top Dad Jokes of the Week (November 4, 2023)

Ben Weiss

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'The parents want to meet with me': Teacher scolded for ripping up cheating students' tests

Brad Dickson

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'I’m hanging up now': Daughter pays for father's expenses, he keeps cutting their calls short, she gets even by cutting off his electricity

Ben Weiss

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'This is not the woman I want to marry': Single father has a life-changing wakeup call after spending $300 on gear for his athletic daughter, then getting reprimanded by his freeloading fiancé for failing to get her kids 'gifts' too

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Say goodbye to [your] college fund': Teenager deliberately disobeys her father, stealing $10,000 for a vacation; dad revokes her college fund

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'You didn't want to reimburse my ticket': Travelling employee spends hundreds of euros on taxi rides after company refuses to pay him back for one train ticket

Remy Millisky

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'Mom was going to keep having her arrested as long as she could': Disgruntled family gets back at tyrant school principal by having her "arrested"

Brad Dickson

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'We were all left stunned': Doctor refuses to page cardiac team for patient with heart palpitations, warns patient not to leave ward; so patient complies and calls team from hospital bed

Eleonora Bader

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'He thanked me for being a concerned "Daddy" as a backhanded insult': Tik-Tok Teacher dismisses parent's concern about his videos of their child

Brad Dickson

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