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Top Dad Jokes of the Week (November 4, 2023)

Ben Weiss

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'The parents want to meet with me': Teacher scolded for ripping up cheating students' tests

Brad Dickson

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'I’m hanging up now': Daughter pays for father's expenses, he keeps cutting their calls short, she gets even by cutting off his electricity

Ben Weiss

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'This is not the woman I want to marry': Single father has a life-changing wakeup call after spending $300 on gear for his athletic daughter, then getting reprimanded by his freeloading fiancé for failing to get her kids 'gifts' too

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Say goodbye to [your] college fund': Teenager deliberately disobeys her father, stealing $10,000 for a vacation; dad revokes her college fund

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'You didn't want to reimburse my ticket': Travelling employee spends hundreds of euros on taxi rides after company refuses to pay him back for one train ticket

Remy Millisky

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'Mom was going to keep having her arrested as long as she could': Disgruntled family gets back at tyrant school principal by having her "arrested"

Brad Dickson

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'We were all left stunned': Doctor refuses to page cardiac team for patient with heart palpitations, warns patient not to leave ward; so patient complies and calls team from hospital bed

Eleonora Bader

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'He thanked me for being a concerned "Daddy" as a backhanded insult': Tik-Tok Teacher dismisses parent's concern about his videos of their child

Brad Dickson

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‘She said I was corrupting our son’: Father buys his son fast food so that the boy can fit in with his friends; vegan wife flips out

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Parents are unbelievably delusional': Teachers share out-of-pocket requests from the parents of their students

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'No, you can't use your vacation time': Worker takes 7,200 hours of vacation time after job insists he work on holidays for decades

Remy Millisky

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'You started this': Guy spreads seafood all over his Dad's girlfriend's car after she dumps seafood in his house

Ben Weiss

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'Don't bring my husband into this': Airline passenger told to move seats by a mother, flight attendant takes mother's side

Remy Millisky

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'HOA came down to our house to personally ask us to remove the sign': Family devises clever HOA workaround to avoid 24-hour sign rule

Remy Millisky

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'After a week with no electronics, it finally happened': Father takes son's electronics, only to have the punishment backfire on him

Remy Millisky

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