Father

'What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (May 2, 2024)

Ben Weiss

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'The exact apartment he had for $150 is now $2,400': Hardworking Gen Xer gives his dad a wakeup call after getting criticized for not being a homeowner

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Gen X dude confronts his father after getting hypocritical advice about retirement: ‘He retired at 50… but [I'm 56] and should continue to work?’

Jesse Kessenheimer

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College graduate informs father she won't take care of him in old age, prompting him to move her monthly allowance of $1000 into a retirement plan instead: ‘You’ll be on your own'

Eleonora Bader

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School Admin insists on name-based email address policy, teacher gets unfortunately inappropriate email upsetting parents: 'I went ahead and followed orders'

Brad Dickson

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Kid breaks his phone at school rather than letting it be confiscated, now the parents want the school to pay: 'You better pay for my son's phone!'

Brad Dickson

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‘He’s coming with us': Woman demands friends leave their toddler at home after organizing a vacation together, leading to a dispute

Eleonora Bader

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'We worked things out and promised not to drive each other crazy on purpose': Teen drives dad mad for months by moving his stuff within 1-meter radius, revenge wholesomely brings them closer

Isabella Penn

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'I knew they would definitely fail': Substitute teacher gets back at cheating students by making an uncheatable test

Brad Dickson

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'They wouldn't even notice I'm gone': Man cuts off contact with family after being excluded from sister's wedding

Bar Mor Hazut

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'You can't wait 30 seconds? You'll be waiting here for 30 minutes': Impatient dad refuses to heed a delayed delivery warning, wastes an hour dawdling for an order that's not ready yet

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'He needs more money than his brother': Father gives younger son bigger inheritance than the older, based on their in-laws’ financial state

Bar Mor Hazut

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'DADDY'S LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB!': Employee's kid spills the beans to the whole office that his dad is on the verge of quitting

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'Every single ticket was dismissed': Serial speeder discovers legal loophole, saves thousands of dollars in speeding tickets

Remy Millisky

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'Why don't you just parent your child?': Mother lets child loose during father's medical school graduation, so crowd begins to parent them

Eleonora Bader

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'I'm done giving her handouts if she's gonna act entitled': Spoiled daughter makes fun of the poor girl at school, gets all of her privileges revoked

Jesse Kessenheimer

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