FAILS

Your brain is capable of amazing things like calculating complex equations and experiencing empathy. That said, it is also afraid of the color red, can be tricked into thinking it's drunk, and would rather experience pain than boredom.

Feel the embarrassment. Drink it in like a shame smoothie.

Is nothing on this earth sacred and untouchable?! We had to go and mess up the damn Costco smoothies? I mean, come on. 

"I can't wait to see how it turned out! Now I'll just open the oven and OHGOD"

This TIFU story is definitely not the cashier's fault. There's no way they could have seen through their customer's smooth talking, especially being a new employee. I hope they didn't get punished for this! 

Sometimes fans are just helplessly blinded by their own overexcitement, and words proceed to fall out their mouths....

Every time we try, we expect a specific result. But what happens when we don't try hard enough? We get results like these.

They have the largest collection of failed products in the world, all to show how important failure is in the process of innovation. Sounded like something we would be interested in.

Shine on, crazy world. Don't you ever change. Or proofread.

It's like calling the teacher "Mom" all over again.

@JenAshleyWright asked people about their weirdest childhood misunderstandings.

Dear God it's like trying to deal with Comcast.

These kids have no concept of reality or common sense when it comes to lifestyle. 

Someone get a gallon of white-out and a big-ass hammer.

Let's just say these tattoos are "heavily stylized."