FAILS

Would you like to pay for a subscription to drinking fountains? How about shoes that you have to charge? Internet of Shit highlights these disappointing marvels of technology and many more in what seems like a rapidly approaching dystopian future of awful products that simultaneously don't work and make life more inconvenient when they do work.

Life will hit everyone pretty hard at some point. The difference with these folks is that for them someone had a camera running, and in a wonderful lapse of judgement uploaded it to the internet. We're grateful for that.

Nobody expects you to be a great cook right off the bat. But there is a general understanding that you shouldn't be so bad that you literally explode your kitchen. Here are some embarrassing failures that probably ended in a call for fast food or the hospital.

With the world's resources quickly dwindling, it's comforting to know that we have one resource in abundance: sheer stupidity. Man there's a lot of dumb out there, and it's just aching to reveal itself. For more stupid, here are some ignorant morons who need to retire from social media.

This bridezilla sounds like an absolutely despicable self-serving piece of work. She goes so far as to invite a stranger to her wedding cause she heard she might be able to cash in on a nice gift, and then when it seems like things might not go as she plans, she says the stranger can't come BUT can send some gifts. How delusional and desperate can you get. 

If you're looking for more juicy bridezilla drama, check out the time a self-important bridezilla announced her engagement at her friend's wedding.

We are huge fans of absolutely any time an "F" finds its way anywhere near a signs that says "Art." Seen it a hundred times and it's still just as funny as the first time. Pure gold. Anyway, here are some signs, clothes and architecture that could use some rethinking. In the meantime we'll enjoy the sweet failure of it all.

If there's crap like this floating around everywhere, you can rest assured that you're pretty okay at you job. At least you're not the person who thought it would be a good idea to pitch a wheelchair ramp at a 45 degree angle, thus making it accessible for literally no one. Go here for more dark and dirty design fails.

Just picture the vows for this vegan bridezilla. "I, Karen, a vegan..." No matter how slice and dice this Facebook post, it is brimming with cringe. Does she want to alienate her family ASAP, or what. There were other ways to go about this. I think. That being said, the comments section had their way with her. 

Gotta risk it for the biscuit. Well, you don't necessarily HAVE to risk it. Sometimes putting on a safety harness would take an extra 5 minutes and that doesn't seem worth it. Anyway, here are some non-OSHA approved dudes in precariously hazardous situations. And here's some more safety fails if you're interested.

Signs, ads and products that could've used some more thought. Some are weirdly inappropriate, some are creepy as hell. It's weird how people never seem to get better at this stuff. Anyway, we're happy they don't.

Life is a series of successes and failures. Sometimes our failures are obvious, and they hurt. Other times they need to be pointed out to us. Those failures are the ones that make us feel the dumbest. If you want to see more people who tried hard and failed harder, then here ya go.

Happy Hump Day to all. Maybe that signifies you've just about made it halfway through your grind of a week. If you have, keep pushing through with a little help from images of people meeting their own kind of struggles with stubborn resilience. Part of me wants to call them DIY fails, but the other part of me is caught up in admiration over how ingenious some of these are! 

This is just the kind of amazing revenge tale that makes our dark-humored souls smile. Job well done, sir! And the fact that multiple cars end up suffering over his revenge, makes the fail all the more epic! 

Life is a constant struggle against the cold pit of failure. It's hard enough not to screw up on a normal day, but when people are out here actively trying to trick you, then there's almost nothing keeping you from looking stupid. So here's to not being anyone caught up in all this nonsense. And if you wanna see more people's days go bad, here's some more of that.

There's nothing like sitting back with some good old fashioned fail videos in all their Failure-tastic glory. We've got dunking gone awry. We've got dogs missing catches. We've got slips, flips, and loosened grips. If you're getting on the fail train we suggest some more good gifs right here.