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The finest cats on the internet. Here you can has cats, their cheeseburgers, and everything to do with the glorious feline persuasion. Whether you adore them from afar or have assembled your own army to assert world dominance, you will definitely appreciate these hilarious cat jokes puns and memes.

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Tumblr Thread: Cats are Verbose, Irrational Narcissists

Tumblr figured that cats are as narcissistic as a hateable mother-in-law, as selfish as a child, and as dramatic as a late 1800s playwright. Sure, maybe not the cats you like, but definitely the rest of them. Amazingly, these kinds of observations come from the kinds of people who would say they like cats. For some more cat stuff, here's a tumblr thread on how cats ended up getting domesticated.

Tumblr discusses self involvement of cats | froody Follow Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household. cryoverkiltmilk Follow spiritual successor
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Tumblr Thread: How Cats Ended Up Being Domesticated

And with all of this knowledge at our disposal it seems sillier than ever to annoy these fearless and formidable predators. 

An informative Tumblr thread about how cats became domesticated | koryos CATS let's talk about housecats and fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically like who thought good idea have tiny malicious predators our homes anyways not us actually are they even domesticated yes do they even feel LOVE yes LET'S LEARN ABOUT CATS
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The Saga of A Cat Getting Itself Adopted

This cat was absolutely determined to find a new home, and she found it in someone who was absolutely down to have a new cat. It's at least an encouraging reminder that sometimes people are willing to reach out to a being in need.  For how needy cats can get exactly, here's Tumblr agreeing that cats talk like disparaged Victorian children.

twitter thread about adopting a stray cat | Connor Manning @AConnorManning Made friends with most affectionate street cat
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Quick Tumblr Thread On Banana-Fixated Cat

Animals have their moments, like when farmers are absolutely perplexed by their animals. Sometimes dogs stare down hallways or at corners, and we can only hope that they're not staring at ghosts. In this case it's just one cat and one set of bananas. Bananas are a pretty regular thing, so we'd assume the cat just knows to like em. For some extra tumblr stuff, here are some random funny tumblr gems to fill those pockets.

cat staring at bananas tumblr thread | matzahball bought bunch bananas and l've caught Cleo staring at them every day since
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By no means is a house cat supposed to sound like the beginning of an MGM film, but wow, this healthy looking adult cat has an extremely quiet meow. It doesn't even seem to make sense. Well, at least he looks like he's trying his best.

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For sneezing animal aficionados, here's a cat whose sneezing sounds a little like a squeaky door and a lot like the air being let out of a balloon at a high pitch. Shake that sneeze out, cat.

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Cats Who Were Caught In the Act

On general principle, cats have no respect for you or your things and they'll knock your full mug of coffee off the counter just to see what will happen. It makes sense that there'd be a lot of evidence of cats and their crimes. Hey, they want food even when they have it. This point is driven home by the fact that cats probably talk like disparaged Victorian children.

Funny cats caught trying to take food | Séymlk CLASS ORIGINAL 7g SOY POWERED PROTEIN TOMATO TCHUP CHECK CAT ARM B4 CLOSING Sesaime note inside fridge | cat eating watermelon
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Things People Accidentally Trained Their Pets to Do

Pavlovian conditioning can be a powerful thing. Just by sheer association, pets can learn very specific things, like how this smart dog learned the dinner criteria. Some pets take it a step further, like this dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba. Pets can learn a lot of very specific things. Usually it has to do with treats.

Things pets learned or were accidentally trained to do | mother_of_dragons011 8.1k points 13 hours ago My cat will open tray my Xbox he thinks been playing too long. Even if just started
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Tumblr Thread: Man Discovers Cat With Babies Underneath Bed

This guy's ultra dad instinct kicked in. It's not every day that one discovers a cat with a fresh litter of kittens underneath their bed; but here we are. What a warm and bubbly surprise that must've been. Of course, it's hard to believe that something like this could even happen, but hey, the world will surprise you. The last comment on this thread gets it right: "This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day." 

For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this thread about how the Titanic is as fascinating as it is made up.

Man discovers cat with babies underneath his bed, and his dad instinct kicks in | Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla So JUST FOUND CAT IS NOT MINE AND HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED.
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Things escalate extremely quickly when this random dog decides to attack a child, but this cat just comes screaming in out of nowhere and puts a stop to it. It kind of bucks the stereotype that all cats are asocial narcissists.

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Pets that had Run-Ins with Bees

 Like people, cats and dogs can have responses to bee venom that can be mild to severe, but with the right attention and care they just swell up for a while and go back to normal. So for a while, you get an inflated dog or a cat with extreme lips. For some pet stories, here's a wholesome AirBnB with a neighborhood dog visitor as well as a Tumblr thread about a dog that figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.

puffy dogs and cats from run-ins with bees
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Bold Dude Demands Cat Back after Five Years

There are a few things about this whole exchange that send up a few red flags. Conventional wisdom is literally screaming: don't agree to the visit. For people who wanted stuff, here are entitled individuals and their preposterous demands. And for another weird and unsettling one, here's a very strange choosing beggar case.

Text exchange of a guy wanting a cat back after 5 years | Hello my name is number hoping talk gave Wed, Mar 25, 5:40 PM Hello, sorry work nights so l've been asleep can do Wed, Mar 25, 10:45 PM wondering about cat my mom gave few years ago Thu, Mar 26, 3:50 PM Oh mean Khaleesi? Im not sure call her im guessing yes if thats grey cat my mom gave and lived together he Fri, Mar 27, 5:14 PM iMessage Pay GIF
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Tumblr Thread: Cats And Their Journey To Domestication

This Tumblr thread goes hard on the history behind how cats ended up being domesticated. Perhaps the most surprising takeaway from all this information is that we foolishly annoy these fearless predators. Not a good idea, not a good idea at all. 

Tumblr thread explains cats' path toward domestication | koryos CATS let's talk about housecats and fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically like who thought good idea have tiny malicious predators our homes anyways not us actually) are they even domesticated yes) do they even feel LOVE yes) LET'S LEARN ABOUT CATS
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Owner Accidentally Starts War Between Cat And Dog

The dynamics that can evolve between one's cats and dogs is something else, man. Sometimes it's a blossoming friendship that's nothing short of beautiful and wholesome, while other times, well, we get a little war like this. That dog certainly learned its lesson. Cats are clever little beings. 

Pet owner accidentally starts a war between their cat and dog | Tifu by starting war between my cat and dog. S This all began last week after decided treat my cats new kitty condo. My boy loved played with fuzzy ball on spring and fuzzy ball dangled inside hide away all time course this created some jealousy my dog poor fuzzy ball on spring didn't even make 24 hours before my dog tore off and decided his tear up.
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Vegans Called Fake Because They Feed Their Cat Meat

This one seems pretty cut and dried. Their friends seem a bit extreme and have a hard time understanding what cats eat. The decision to eat meat is one that causes bacon drama between fathers and daughters, and poor dietary information can lead to some really awkward situations like this woman who learned mayonnaise wasn't vegan.

Vegans get called fake for feeding their cat meat. | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/edenflicka 16 hours ago 3 AITA calling ourselves vegan? So both vegan and have been years. Last year got beautiful cat who is grand baby neither our parents will ever have. She's obviously an obligate carnivore and been feeding her kibble and wet food. Unfortunately, where she came wasn't very good situation and she had horrible teeth rescued her s not come point where if she's painful she doesn't want eat kibble an
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