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The finest cats on the internet. Here you can has cats, their cheeseburgers, and everything to do with the glorious feline persuasion. Whether you adore them from afar or have assembled your own army to assert world dominance, you will definitely appreciate these hilarious cat jokes puns and memes.

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Pets that had Run-Ins with Bees

 Like people, cats and dogs can have responses to bee venom that can be mild to severe, but with the right attention and care they just swell up for a while and go back to normal. So for a while, you get an inflated dog or a cat with extreme lips. For some pet stories, here's a wholesome AirBnB with a neighborhood dog visitor as well as a Tumblr thread about a dog that figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.

puffy dogs and cats from run-ins with bees
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Bold Dude Demands Cat Back after Five Years

There are a few things about this whole exchange that send up a few red flags. Conventional wisdom is literally screaming: don't agree to the visit. For people who wanted stuff, here are entitled individuals and their preposterous demands. And for another weird and unsettling one, here's a very strange choosing beggar case.

Text exchange of a guy wanting a cat back after 5 years | Hello my name is number hoping talk gave Wed, Mar 25, 5:40 PM Hello, sorry work nights so l've been asleep can do Wed, Mar 25, 10:45 PM wondering about cat my mom gave few years ago Thu, Mar 26, 3:50 PM Oh mean Khaleesi? Im not sure call her im guessing yes if thats grey cat my mom gave and lived together he Fri, Mar 27, 5:14 PM iMessage Pay GIF
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Tumblr Thread: Cats And Their Journey To Domestication

This Tumblr thread goes hard on the history behind how cats ended up being domesticated. Perhaps the most surprising takeaway from all this information is that we foolishly annoy these fearless predators. Not a good idea, not a good idea at all. 

Tumblr thread explains cats' path toward domestication | koryos CATS let's talk about housecats and fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically like who thought good idea have tiny malicious predators our homes anyways not us actually) are they even domesticated yes) do they even feel LOVE yes) LET'S LEARN ABOUT CATS
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Owner Accidentally Starts War Between Cat And Dog

The dynamics that can evolve between one's cats and dogs is something else, man. Sometimes it's a blossoming friendship that's nothing short of beautiful and wholesome, while other times, well, we get a little war like this. That dog certainly learned its lesson. Cats are clever little beings. 

Pet owner accidentally starts a war between their cat and dog | Tifu by starting war between my cat and dog. S This all began last week after decided treat my cats new kitty condo. My boy loved played with fuzzy ball on spring and fuzzy ball dangled inside hide away all time course this created some jealousy my dog poor fuzzy ball on spring didn't even make 24 hours before my dog tore off and decided his tear up.
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Vegans Called Fake Because They Feed Their Cat Meat

This one seems pretty cut and dried. Their friends seem a bit extreme and have a hard time understanding what cats eat. The decision to eat meat is one that causes bacon drama between fathers and daughters, and poor dietary information can lead to some really awkward situations like this woman who learned mayonnaise wasn't vegan.

Vegans get called fake for feeding their cat meat. | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/edenflicka 16 hours ago 3 AITA calling ourselves vegan? So both vegan and have been years. Last year got beautiful cat who is grand baby neither our parents will ever have. She's obviously an obligate carnivore and been feeding her kibble and wet food. Unfortunately, where she came wasn't very good situation and she had horrible teeth rescued her s not come point where if she's painful she doesn't want eat kibble an
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Funny and Weird Animal Memes and Moments

Animals have just as many strange and awkward moments as people, probably more. Whereas you may have been embarrassed by what you did at the store the other day, a cat might have a similar feeling about having dunked its whole face into a bowl of nacho cheese. If you feel yourself overcome by the animals, here's a tumblr thread explaining how stupid people get around pets.

Funny and weird animal memes and moments | go out and someone's wearing same outfit as white dog wearing a cone around its neck looking at a lamp | slab-o-meat anyone got picture cat dunked its face nacho cheese punch
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Vegan Stepdaughter Can't Stand that Cat Isn't Vegan

Having to accept that some animals kinda need to eat meat is harder for some people than others. The whole feeding your pets eating meat thing is also an ongoing argument, like these vegans who were called fake because they feed their cat meat.

Vegan stepdaughter can't stand that cat eats meat | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/headachebrewing 20 hours ago AITA telling my stepdaughter she's absolutely under no circumstances allowed switch out my cats food vegan food even though she's losing weight because sight normal cat food makes her sick? Not hole Sorry appalling title. My stepdaughter is living with my husband and next year. Shes an educated young professional who's saving up buy her own home.
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Cats Messing Stuff Up

Sure, cats can be friendly and affectionate, but sometimes it becomes clear that you're dealing with an animal that has no concept of empathy and can't comprehend why a jug of tomato sauce should stay on a counter. To compliment their pampered hypocrisy, here's Tumblr agreeing that cats talk like disparaged victorian children, and this history of how cats became domesticated.

Funny images of cats ruining things | white cat with spots sticking its head through a hole in a purple wall | grey cat sitting on top of a pizza slice in a cardboard box
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Pets Actual Names Versus what Owners Call Them

Sure your dog's name might be Ken but over a few months, for unknown reasons it can easily be morphed into something like Lord Grandpa or Rudolphus Fudge-Maker or Blastoise McCartney or what have you. Nadia Bolz-Weber asked Twitter what they actually call their pets. Here's a pet shelter that gave cats wild names so we found a bunch.

Nicknames people gave their pets | Ruddy Duck Stays Home @RuddyDuck22 Replying EmilyRose_S and @Sarcasticluther Gabby and Izzy call them Gabbaroo and Queen Isabella Ruler Universe Boss Everybody Love these girls. 9 Kerry McManus and 16 others 2 Comments O uke O Comment Share 10:07 AM Apr 26, 2020 Twitter Android
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How People's Pets Responded to Identical Twins

Even if they're a little stunned at first, dogs seem to be pretty capable of telling the difference between identical sets of twins. A few cats seem to be real cats about it and not care at all. For more identical twin shenanigans, here are the best switcharoos pulled off by twins.

How peoples pets responded to identical twins | krispykremeguy 10.9k points 11 hours ago never had pets growing up, so my twin pretty nervous. My wife's 9-lb Pomeranian could smell his fear and preyed on .
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These guys spent a lot of time and energy, including making a song, to hype the crap out of their snowskating cat. It's refreshing to see so much effort be put into such a specific thing. It makes sense, when you have such raw talent on your hands in the form of a cat, you know you've gotta go for it.

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Taxidermy Fails That are Stuffed with Horror

Bad Taxidermy can feel so downright cringeworthy that you just feel bad about yourself. We don't know what kind of self respecting museum or novelty shop would want to to put these on display, but the expressions are one of a kind. They look like oven mitts.

Wtf weird and bad taxidermy fails | creepy front facing taxidermy tiger | derpy looking taxidermy lion with its tongue hanging out
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"It takes a pet like no problem!" All this guy is saying is that it's a good kitty, but the way he says it sounds like he's an enamored mechanic.

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Tumblr Agrees Cats Talk like Disparaged Victorian Children

If you've ever seen a cat look at you with longing or desperate hatred in its eyes for the simple act of not petting it so much or only feeding it as much as usual, you'll get what this Tumblr thread is on about. Here are some Tumblr comedy gems to keep the day moving, as well as more nuggets of gold from Tumblr's busy brains.

Tumblr thread on how cats are needy and talk like disparaged victorian children | froody Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household.
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Seth Rogen Watches "Cats", Live Tweets Reactions

Seth Rogen decided to get baked and watch the infamously disorienting and genuinely bizarre film, "Cats." This was a recipe for a comedy goldmine. His humor and hilarious confusion make the following Twitter thread just our favorite kind of rollercoaster. If you're looking for more funny "Cats" content after this, check out some more random and hilarious observations about the movie, "Cats", over here.

Seth Rogen provides quick and funny takes on his experience watching the "Cats" movie | Seth Rogen @Sethrogen They made them go cat school. | Jason Derulos feet don't look like they're touching ground.
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Thread Explains Why Kids Should be Taught to Respect Pets

If it didn't seem obvious before why kids need to be taught not to screw around with animals, this thread goes into a lot of detail as to why nobody wins when a kid angers a pet. A dog can't exactly say "quit poking me in the eye" without seeing a bit threatening. For some lighter stuff, here are professional dogs who take their work seriously as well as sleeping dogs in silly positions.

Tumblr thread explains why parents need to teach their kids to respect pets | ANAEINT Dún Laoghaire K9, LLC June 13, 2016 Instagram O HAIRE R Prime example NOT allow. Eventually will come head and dog will have enough. This child will be injured and this dog will be labeled aggressive and rehomed or likely euthanized. Stop allowing children mistreat dogs s not cute s not funny s not playful s dangerous and stupid dog and child pay consequences parents lack common sense.
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