Consider this: You have been working for what seems like forever. Just as you are about to clock out, a couple enters the restaurant and asks to be seated. You obviously attend to the unwelcomed couple, and then just like that you realize that you're not going home anytime soon. As if that weren't awful enough, the couple now treats you like they own the restaurant, giving you the run-around, yelling at you, and expecting you to treat them like royalty. Well, that's exactly what happened to our…

Americans really are afraid of roundabouts! We do not know how to use them! And don't even get us started on scones … If you've ever visited the United Kingdom , or if you live there, you'll probably relate to this random assortment of fails and memes. I have recently [today, as I wrote this] become a fan of the cat who lives at Downing Street, working as the Chief Mouser. Americans should immediately adopt this tradition and get a cat to work in all levels of politics. I think that would solve…

Part of celebrating the holidays in these modern times is messaging everyone you know on Christmas Day, usually including a bunch of tree and present emojis. As you open your presents and share a meal with your loved ones, chances are you're also getting a bunch of texts from friends and relatives across the globe. One man named Tom decided to take a chance on Christmas Day …by texting all of his ex-girlfriends. Who knows what Tom thought when he made the choice to create a group chat with ever…

We'd like to take this chance to remember and memorialize ‘The Queue’ an inordinately long endless stretch of outstandingly ordered persons that demonstratively indicates we have likely reached the penultimate peak of British society. No this isn't about the memorial for the queen herself but rather a memorial to memorialize the sensation that has now passed in the form of “The Queue” as it remains in our hearts and minds. "The Queue" as it has been dubbed both on the internet and in the wider…

Democrat or Republican, patriotic or not, American TikTokers will throw a whole British person in the harbor if they try to dis.

Is that British or Irish? Sorry, I get confused. Just a bunch of smarmy blokes (wanted to use the c-word here but I'd get fired) on a bunch of different islands to me. Insults to our various islanded brethren aside… it has recently become the case that London is our most trafficked city. For whatever reason you Londoners just can't get enough of this wretched site. It might come as just as much of a surprise to the rest of you as it is to us but cheers to you lot.

Dang dude those guys don't give a damn. It feels like this is the sort of thing that feels like it came out of a Newspaper from a hundred years ago, but nah. Apparently these guards have strict orders to never deviate from their path, resulting in moments like these. These guys were doing their regular marching routine when a kid didn't get out of the way, getting a taste of what's left of the British Empire.

Strangely enough, understandable.

It's important to be humbled every once in a while.

Apparently swans like to break arms in the U.K.

Poor Joe.

Never know when it could come in handy.

Everyone play nice.

Going to have to use that regards trick.

Finally, a break from the hysteria.