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We've got some seriously bad news for fish-lovers. According to a report from nonprofit Oceana, over 20% of 449 fish that they tested were mislabeled, exposing some pretty serious "fish fraud." This is a staggering percentage, especially when considering that less than 1% of fish is tested for fraud. There's a huge chance that the expensive fish you're ordering while dining out is cheap - or even, according to this related Twitter thread from a biology professor, dangerous. There are fish out there that will hurt you to eat. And, as @AwesomeBioTA's class discovered, some of this "fish" is almost too disgusting for words.

This poor kid could've used the extra hours in school before they went trying to utterly ruin their teacher. 

The NCAA basketball tournament championship game was only the springboard for the ironic and meta use of the Crying Jordan meme.

If you thought your Aunt Dorothy's doll collection, couch covers, and doilies were problematic, you're about to get your mind blown. Copywriter Sarah Schauer opened Twitter's eyes to some of the more horrifying architecture and design choices we've seen in a while. From freakishly carpeted bathrooms to stairs going absolutely nowhere, these pics are sure to leave you with a lot of questions. If you're hungry for more of these cursed images, you can check out the rest of the thread here or check out these appalling and hilarious design fails.

Who knew people were so passionate about which corner you put the sun in as a kid, but we're intrigued.  We're fans of clapbacks that blast peoples souls from their bodies, so here are some more from people who savagely responded to just about everything that crossed their paths.

Ah, to be gifted with the skill of literary brevity. While we can't say we're capable of crafting short and sweet zingers, these Twitter users are more than adept at creating clever and punchy one or two-liners. In the words of The Office's Kevin Malone, "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick."  

Some people are just more delusional than we can ever fathom. Like this guy, for example. It's not a secret in this day and age that college tuition isn't even remotely affordable for most, but this guy went out of his way on Twitter to try to explain how he supposedly managed to pay his own way through his education. 

Twitter users, however, dug up some of his old tweets, and let's just say that he wasn't being especially truthful...

A lot of Twitter prayers going out to Winnie and her chill roommate to luck out with a switch.