Harry Potter

Soon the Basilisk will come and then the school will really be in trouble. At least this one wasn't written in cat blood though.

It helps to actually attend class instead of going off on ill-advised adventures with your friends. If you think about it, Harry was really a terrible student.

Unless they were mistaken in their assessment and the teacher was indeed a wizard, in which case they deserve every minute of their detention sentence.

Are you jealous? Because I sure the hell am!

Warning: Don't actually try this. Seriously.

Show yourself, house elf! I HAVE A TEST TO PASS.