Hall of Fame

LOL TXT IT

The infant would also spend the better part of an hour crawling around the living room with the box in tow.

Time well spent.

Let's see, it's about half past Carbon-o-clock...

Good to see chemistry getting into the holiday spirit.

Our weapons are fear. Fear and surprise!

Sorry, we're using a new edition that adds four extra words to the appendix next year, your book no longer has any worth to anyone.