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What she doesn't know is it's contagious...

Is that Mimi from The Drew Carey Show?

This must be a recalled McDonald's character.

This is pretty... twisted! Am I right?

...because young people never know how to dress anyway. Seriously, when you're that old you can wear suits and look like a BAMF instead of looking like you're wearing your parent's clothes. Enjoy it now that you can.

The other little girls in class won't even know how to handle your style!

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

You never know what you're gonna get in the red-light districts of Thailand.

Help! Help! Somebody ate my sister and took her clothes!

Oh, there it is.

I mean, where am I going to put MY dozen hair pieces? How inconsiderate!