wig

He tries to compensate nowadays by being brash and yapping at the President, but he's crying inside over the loss of his full-bodied head of hair.

It's either that or an alternate-reality Donald Trump who works as a retail clerk at a 7-11.

Wherever this is, it looks like there are quite a few Poorly Dressed candidates.

I'm almost a little more concerned with the tattoo beneath the "PSYCHO"...