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Where did you find that lip color? Just to die for.

If so, it's horrible and I hope a real werewolf eats you.

Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

He must be one of the Munsters' estranged relatives.

This guy has lost more than his sheep.

Is that Mimi from The Drew Carey Show?

You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!

You never know what you're gonna get in the red-light districts of Thailand.

At least they recycle...

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

I'm almost a little more concerned with the tattoo beneath the "PSYCHO"...

He tries to compensate nowadays by being brash and yapping at the President, but he's crying inside over the loss of his full-bodied head of hair.

I mean really, taken on its own this is a masterful work of weaving. Weave-ology. The high sensei of weave-do, if you will.