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Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man's head.

Is that a poodle on your head?

This guy has lost more than his sheep.

It's either that or an alternate-reality Donald Trump who works as a retail clerk at a 7-11.

I'm almost a little more concerned with the tattoo beneath the "PSYCHO"...

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

She would look much better... IIIIINNN SPAAAAAACCEE!

Elmo says: "This seat isn't really that comfortable."