wig

Why couldn't he be the king of sweaters, or overcoats?

She sure does look happy to have a wild animal on her head.

Let's paint the town PINK!

You never know what you're gonna get in the red-light districts of Thailand.

What she doesn't know is it's contagious...

Is that Mimi from The Drew Carey Show?

Help! Help! Somebody ate my sister and took her clothes!

Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

I can understand the green purse, but, come on!

I mean, where am I going to put MY dozen hair pieces? How inconsiderate!

and I will lead you to a magical land, where you won't have a care and all your friends will be there. It's sort of like Cheers. Did you ever watch that? Such a good show.

This must be a recalled McDonald's character.