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I mean really, taken on its own this is a masterful work of weaving. Weave-ology. The high sensei of weave-do, if you will.

Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

You decide; man or woman?

Cash Rules Every Hair Around Me, C.R.E.H.A.M. Represent.

You've got enough colors of thread here to make like, three or four equally bad weaves all on your own. Way to be!

He'll make sure you never smoke again!

Why couldn't he be the king of sweaters, or overcoats?

While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

At least they recycle...

Don't worry, there's a spare hairpiece in the bag just in case these first two blow out. You can never be too careful!

Alice didn't much like Dinah anyways.

What she doesn't know is it's contagious...

Probably the weirdest cosplay I've ever seen.