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Wherever this is, it looks like there are quite a few Poorly Dressed candidates.

This is pretty... twisted! Am I right?

It's either that or an alternate-reality Donald Trump who works as a retail clerk at a 7-11.

Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man's head.

If so, it's horrible and I hope a real werewolf eats you.

Elmo says: "This seat isn't really that comfortable."

You decide; man or woman?

You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!

and I will lead you to a magical land, where you won't have a care and all your friends will be there. It's sort of like Cheers. Did you ever watch that? Such a good show.

Where did you find that lip color? Just to die for.