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Where did you find that lip color? Just to die for.

You've got enough colors of thread here to make like, three or four equally bad weaves all on your own. Way to be!

At least they recycle...

Wherever this is, it looks like there are quite a few Poorly Dressed candidates.

I mean really, taken on its own this is a masterful work of weaving. Weave-ology. The high sensei of weave-do, if you will.

Bringing others down around you: when intentional, it's a powerful weapon.

I didn't even want to find her!

I mean, where am I going to put MY dozen hair pieces? How inconsiderate!

She would look much better... IIIIINNN SPAAAAAACCEE!

He must be one of the Munsters' estranged relatives.

Then again, maybe this is just rare documentation of a hair-growing mutation that I'm not aware of. Call the X-Men!

Is that Mimi from The Drew Carey Show?