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I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!

Alternatively, stick to low-light environments.

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.

On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!

Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!

I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.

"And that was the day I retired that shirt."

For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

I mean, not for three weeks of the month, at least.