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I suppose they're unisex, though you normally don't want to see the kinds of guys that need them without a shirt. Do you know how hard it is to model men's sports bras?

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!

Hang on, I've got an emergency shirt in my bag for just this sort of occasion!

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

On second thought, how about hats? Do you like hats? I LOVE hats.

For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...

Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.

Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.