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Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

"And that was the day I retired that shirt."

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.

On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!

Get ready to start Summer FAIL School right here!

Shirt, why you gotta be such a shirt?

Somehow I don't imagine this was the "Community Outreach" anybody was hoping for.

Hang on, I've got an emergency shirt in my bag for just this sort of occasion!

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

Nah, I mean E.T. was over twenty years ago, we can joke about it now.

Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.

And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?