whoops

Somehow I don't imagine this was the "Community Outreach" anybody was hoping for.

"And that was the day I retired that shirt."

Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!

Not pictured: "Hott Stuffz," "Melts In Your Mouth," "Moped," "Toot it and Boot It," and "Ohio State Rodeo Champion 1998."

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

Nah, I mean E.T. was over twenty years ago, we can joke about it now.

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

Hang on, I've got an emergency shirt in my bag for just this sort of occasion!

Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!