Get ready to start Summer FAIL School right here!
Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.
Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!
Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!
Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?
I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.
I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.
I suppose they're unisex, though you normally don't want to see the kinds of guys that need them without a shirt. Do you know how hard it is to model men's sports bras?
For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...
Not pictured: "Hott Stuffz," "Melts In Your Mouth," "Moped," "Toot it and Boot It," and "Ohio State Rodeo Champion 1998."
FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION
Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.