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On second thought, how about hats? Do you like hats? I LOVE hats.

Somehow I don't imagine this was the "Community Outreach" anybody was hoping for.

For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...

Not pictured: "Hott Stuffz," "Melts In Your Mouth," "Moped," "Toot it and Boot It," and "Ohio State Rodeo Champion 1998."

Doesn't he know that it's practically summer vacation by now?

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

Nah, I mean E.T. was over twenty years ago, we can joke about it now.

Alternatively, stick to low-light environments.

Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

Get ready to start Summer FAIL School right here!

I suppose they're unisex, though you normally don't want to see the kinds of guys that need them without a shirt. Do you know how hard it is to model men's sports bras?

I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!