whoops

Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

Doesn't he know that it's practically summer vacation by now?

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.

On second thought, how about hats? Do you like hats? I LOVE hats.

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!

I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

Nah, I mean E.T. was over twenty years ago, we can joke about it now.

For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...

Hang on, I've got an emergency shirt in my bag for just this sort of occasion!

And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?

Not pictured: "Hott Stuffz," "Melts In Your Mouth," "Moped," "Toot it and Boot It," and "Ohio State Rodeo Champion 1998."