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You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.

For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...

Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.

Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

Doesn't he know that it's practically summer vacation by now?

Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.

Not pictured: "Hott Stuffz," "Melts In Your Mouth," "Moped," "Toot it and Boot It," and "Ohio State Rodeo Champion 1998."

Somehow I don't imagine this was the "Community Outreach" anybody was hoping for.

I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!

Shirt, why you gotta be such a shirt?