whoops

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...

Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the little green monster's room. It was hard to tell judging by the sign!

Somehow I don't imagine this was the "Community Outreach" anybody was hoping for.

Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

Alternatively, stick to low-light environments.

On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!

I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.

I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

I mean, not for three weeks of the month, at least.

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.

I suppose they're unisex, though you normally don't want to see the kinds of guys that need them without a shirt. Do you know how hard it is to model men's sports bras?

You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.