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FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

Doesn't he know that it's practically summer vacation by now?

I mean, not for three weeks of the month, at least.

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.

I suppose they're unisex, though you normally don't want to see the kinds of guys that need them without a shirt. Do you know how hard it is to model men's sports bras?

And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?

I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!

Nah, I mean E.T. was over twenty years ago, we can joke about it now.

Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.