wedding

For fun, fold her hat into different shapes (preferably when she isn't watching).

Shouldn't have made the invites public.

And then you realize that the facial hair is perfectly complimentary.

Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!

I hate wedding season, but not nearly as much as I hate Insane Clown Matrimony season.

So, Ugg has unveiled a new line of shoes and boots... for weddings. Because nothing says "That Special Day" quite like atrocious boots. But hey, sometimes you just want your Wedding to be extra special, right?

Shouldn't this only come in plus sizes?

So is this a wedding, circus, family reunion, graduation, or prom?

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.