wedding

I hate wedding season, but not nearly as much as I hate Insane Clown Matrimony season.

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

And then you realize that the facial hair is perfectly complimentary.

So, Ugg has unveiled a new line of shoes and boots... for weddings. Because nothing says "That Special Day" quite like atrocious boots. But hey, sometimes you just want your Wedding to be extra special, right?

Is that a sheet of cardboard wrapped around her head?

Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!

They probably need to get their magic carpets cleaned.

Hang on, my brain is still trying to process this one. Nope, still not working.