wedding

Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!

I hate wedding season, but not nearly as much as I hate Insane Clown Matrimony season.

For fun, fold her hat into different shapes (preferably when she isn't watching).

Shouldn't have made the invites public.

Non-traditional weddings are the new traditional weddings. Get with it!

Hang on, my brain is still trying to process this one. Nope, still not working.