wedding

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

Shouldn't have made the invites public.

For fun, fold her hat into different shapes (preferably when she isn't watching).

So is this a wedding, circus, family reunion, graduation, or prom?

So, Ugg has unveiled a new line of shoes and boots... for weddings. Because nothing says "That Special Day" quite like atrocious boots. But hey, sometimes you just want your Wedding to be extra special, right?

Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!

They probably need to get their magic carpets cleaned.