wedding

There's plenty of curtain left for the flower girl!

So, Ugg has unveiled a new line of shoes and boots... for weddings. Because nothing says "That Special Day" quite like atrocious boots. But hey, sometimes you just want your Wedding to be extra special, right?

But still, who doesn't love to dress up and go out for a fine meal?

Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.