wedding

They probably need to get their magic carpets cleaned.

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

Shouldn't have made the invites public.

I hate wedding season, but not nearly as much as I hate Insane Clown Matrimony season.

So, Ugg has unveiled a new line of shoes and boots... for weddings. Because nothing says "That Special Day" quite like atrocious boots. But hey, sometimes you just want your Wedding to be extra special, right?

Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!