unicorn

Apparently "creepy, life-size doll" is a fashion decision. I know all you ne're-do-well pedobears out there are diggin' on it. Note: I do not promote IRL pedobears in any fashion, nor do I promote this lady.

Great work, Sir.

The fake muscles really tie the whole outfit together...

I was at the beach and ran into a unicorn walking his dog, a very nice unicorn indeed.