unicorn

Apparently "creepy, life-size doll" is a fashion decision. I know all you ne're-do-well pedobears out there are diggin' on it. Note: I do not promote IRL pedobears in any fashion, nor do I promote this lady.

I was at the beach and ran into a unicorn walking his dog, a very nice unicorn indeed.

I'm wishing they really were extinct now.

Bob wondered why no one wanted to be his friend.

And why am I a gif?

And lo, Glax the One-Horned fiddled his tune and neighed his terrible tune, and thus our dark lord was born. HAIL UNICORN.