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I haven't seen a more ironic belt in my entire life.

ONE MORE THING... the belt goes ABOVE the butt.

These dreams are like... bags of sand(man).

I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

Dat jpeg!

'Cuz they sure are holy!

But don't let those pictures end up on the internet, or you're (panty) hosed!

I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.

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