underwear

You might want to get that checked out, it appears that wild animals got to that shirt while you weren't paying attention.

ONE MORE THING... the belt goes ABOVE the butt.

And then we'll get suspenders for the saggy underwear, and the world will go on and on and spin in its crazy beautiful way.

Oh, that retro sense of humor!

Even inanimate models get uncomfortable sometimes.

Wine in a cup really completes the whole persona, doesn't it?

I mean, I'd consider the prospect, but I think it would get disco ball in my teeth for a week.

Colonial Medical Assisted Devices would have you believe that their deodorizing pads will help you with your gas leaks. All we know is that it'll definitely look like you have some extra junk in your behind - if you know what we're getting at.