underwear

Get your own here.

It's like getting second hand clothes... from yourself.

"What are all these straps for? In my day we had one for your lady-bits and that was it. And those things could weather a class-three gale! Look at this lace! A stiff wind and this thing is toast!"

But ladies and gentlemen alike should keep the pants up and the shirt down.

I mean, that's a pretty iron grip you got there, buddy.

I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.

You might want to get that checked out, it appears that wild animals got to that shirt while you weren't paying attention.

Depends on where the holes are.