underwear

Wine in a cup really completes the whole persona, doesn't it?

Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

Yeah, I can definitely hear some clipping going on in the high ends there, and the brass tones just aren't where they need to be. What other units did you say you had?

Cue "That's the Way it Is"

I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

Mental Floss put together a ridiculous(ly awesome) list of nerd-related bras and where to buy them. Not sure your SO would appreciate ripping off your shirt only to have R2's domes or Donatello's eyes staring back, but we'll avert our eyes if you need to go on a shopping spree right now.

ONE MORE THING... the belt goes ABOVE the butt.