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Via Izismile
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Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.

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By Unknown
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I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

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Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

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Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

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By Unknown
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"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"

Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!

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By eeezy tease
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They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

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By Unknown
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Don't worry, in a few scant hours you'll be molting away like all the other pale kids.