tan

Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Not the best place to work on your tan...

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.

In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

Man, do these MTV bros even lift?