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In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!

Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.

Tans: young or old, they still look terrible if you do it wrong.

Man, do these MTV bros even lift?

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"

Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!

Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.