tan

"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

Including (and especially) their skin.

"You adopted the darkness Bruce, I was born in it. That's why I tan so quickly!"

Have a laugh at those crazy celebs at ROFLrazzi!

They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

Every time I put up a picture of a bodybuilder with a really gross fake tan, at least a couple people always say "But they have to have that tan for the show. It's the only way the lights will shine on them properly." Well, here's a picture of some pre-show models applying said tan before an amateur bodybuilding tournament in Krasnoyarsk, Russia. Even in context, though, it doesn't make me feel any less weird about it.

Tans: young or old, they still look terrible if you do it wrong.

Wait, no, that doesn't make sense. OH GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.

I know you were upset about losing the Old Spice competition, but that's no reason to take it out on your body!

Otherwise, you run the risk of looking like this.