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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

Because savage gorilla beasts have tested more strongly among male focus groups than puppies.

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

"Extra Crispy" is the one holding the camera, for the record.

I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

Not the best place to work on your tan...