tan

Tans: young or old, they still look terrible if you do it wrong.

In some cultures, the sudden onset of wound-like patterns on the skin of the top of the feet is called "Croc-mata."

Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

The guidette uses its bright coloring to attract mates, and its shiny bronze sheen to avoid contact with incoming semi-trucks on local highways.

Meanwhile, that bro over there is putting himself out there loud and proud.

Not the best place to work on your tan...

...busted.

I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!