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I'm pretty sure Larry David is just talking about every single person here.

I mean, the amounts of gaseous insincerity in this room are approaching toxic levels.

If you're throwing a "Ugly Christmas Sweater Party" don't let this guy in. Because he wins. I didn't even know you could count a beard as a sweater accessory until I saw this.

Here's some more reasons to be freaked out by Christmas

Me and my boyfriend's grandma were about to leave Lowes, and this guy rolls up & we look at each other like WTF?? So we sat there, until he got out of his car :)