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If you're throwing a "Ugly Christmas Sweater Party" don't let this guy in. Because he wins. I didn't even know you could count a beard as a sweater accessory until I saw this.

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And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It's the weirdest thing!

I'm pretty sure Larry David is just talking about every single person here.