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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

Somebody knows how to celebrate this day!

What better way to evoke the grace, dignity, and athleticism of dance than with America's greatest pastime?

And if you think THAT's cool you should see what it looks like when you wear it backwards! HINT: It's like a parasaurolophus.

Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.

Then again, after you factor in how expensive ballpark food is this might be the most expensive hat we've featured on this site.

Please. It's the only thing that'll make him go away.

Your something is bursting out of your everything over there. Might want to check up on that.