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Gird your loins for the sperting showdown this Sunday at our site The Big Game!

Your something is bursting out of your everything over there. Might want to check up on that.

Just brush it off, you'll be fine.

Please. It's the only thing that'll make him go away.

So, these are the uniforms that the United States Athletes will be sporting during the London Olympics opening ceremony (happening today!). What do you think, folks? I'm not entirely sold on this pseudo-military beret we have going on, and the Polo logo seems totally out of place. But hey, at least when the games are over we can just ship these things off faux-Navy uniforms. The military could really use a touch of style, eh?

Check out all of the live coverage of the opening ceremony and all of your Olympic news and LOLs at our special ROFLympics site!

Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!