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Gird your loins for the sperting showdown this Sunday at our site The Big Game!

Your something is bursting out of your everything over there. Might want to check up on that.

Between that and your Vivaldi workout mixtape you're ready for a great jog!

Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.

First we just have to relieve your brain of that flesh-eating parasite.

Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

You're invited to the party too!

Just don't double-dribble, big dude.