sports

Your something is bursting out of your everything over there. Might want to check up on that.

First we just have to relieve your brain of that flesh-eating parasite.

Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

What better way to evoke the grace, dignity, and athleticism of dance than with America's greatest pastime?

Caption ALL the celebrities!

Please. It's the only thing that'll make him go away.