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Using an intense mathematical algorithm, we can now determine your shirt size using only the ratios available to us in your burned and un-burned skin!

They can hit everything!

Someday, maybe the rest of the NBA will be as trendy and fashionable as you, Craig Sager. Until then, we always have the NHL's Don Cherry to tide us over.

Just brush it off, you'll be fine.

Gird your loins for the sperting showdown this Sunday at our site The Big Game!

Just don't double-dribble, big dude.

See, this is what I'm talking about. Golf is a game for dignified, upstanding gentlemen of taste and class. That's why the pants look like a hippie threw up on them.

Caption ALL the celebrities!

What better way to evoke the grace, dignity, and athleticism of dance than with America's greatest pastime?