spandex

This, of course, is probably what most bikers are trying to advertise when they wear their brightly colored bike shorts. I wouldn't know, I try to avoid looking at them whenever possible.

While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

Have you ever watched a video and had that strange sense that this is SOMEBODY's thing? This is one of those moments.

Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.

Is this the Salt 'N' Peppa reunion?

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

Wait, maybe it is now. Check the calendar again. Damn.

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.