spandex

Wait, maybe it is now. Check the calendar again. Damn.

Either that or the Blue Man Group has finally decided to move on up to the rare metals.

Have you ever watched a video and had that strange sense that this is SOMEBODY's thing? This is one of those moments.

I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.

When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don't think this is what they had in mind. Though I'll no longer be able to think of anything else.

There are more home runs to see!

Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

And let me tell you, my wishes did not come true.

This guy is a trendsetter.