spandex

This guy is a trendsetter.

Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

Have you ever watched a video and had that strange sense that this is SOMEBODY's thing? This is one of those moments.

I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.

This wrestler joins the ranks of those who have donned the kitty singlet. Remember these two?


What do you think of the kitty singlet trend?

Any chance we can get that camel-toe underwear to work for men?

Ok, seriously, did we not learn our lesson from New Kids?

While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

Let the rhythm of the felines flow through your body.

Is this the Salt 'N' Peppa reunion?

Either that or the Blue Man Group has finally decided to move on up to the rare metals.

And let me tell you, my wishes did not come true.

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.