spandex

While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

Is this the Salt 'N' Peppa reunion?

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don't think this is what they had in mind. Though I'll no longer be able to think of anything else.

Let the rhythm of the felines flow through your body.

Either that or the Blue Man Group has finally decided to move on up to the rare metals.

Ok, seriously, did we not learn our lesson from New Kids?

There are more home runs to see!