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Wait, maybe it is now. Check the calendar again. Damn.

And let me tell you, my wishes did not come true.

There are more home runs to see!

Let the rhythm of the felines flow through your body.

This, of course, is probably what most bikers are trying to advertise when they wear their brightly colored bike shorts. I wouldn't know, I try to avoid looking at them whenever possible.

Have you ever watched a video and had that strange sense that this is SOMEBODY's thing? This is one of those moments.

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.