spandex

What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.

Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.

Let the rhythm of the felines flow through your body.

When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don't think this is what they had in mind. Though I'll no longer be able to think of anything else.

Wait, maybe it is now. Check the calendar again. Damn.

While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

There are more home runs to see!

And let me tell you, my wishes did not come true.

I don't envy the woman, but I'm actually incredibly jealous of the dog. Everywhere he goes, he's accompanied by someone who acts and is dressed exactly like a bean bag.

Clearly, there's plenty to go around.

Is this the Salt 'N' Peppa reunion?