shoes

Oh no wait, those are toe shoes. My bad. Carry on.

If he dispenses vigilante justice, he'd be like a cross between The Rock from Walking Tall and Uma Thurman from Kill Bill. I'd see that movie.

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So, how much would you pay for handsome leather shoes that look like they've been splattered with stray paint by the designers at Maison Martin Margiela? Five hundred dollars? Weird, that was exactly the same number I just came up with! Let's hang out sometime and have really unrealistic expectations with one another. It'll be fun!