shoes

Stock up on costume ideas on Cheezburger's new Halloween site!

Or alligator, as the case may be.

Why not just put the smartphone in the pocket itself?

What if you could hide an ugly outfit IN the heel of those shoes? WOAH.

You're not going to be breaking any land speed records in those things, that's for sure.

When the going gets tough, the tough make ugly sandals out of reasonable shoes. Such is the cycle of life.