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In soviet Russia, t-shirt wears you(r face).

Party hard over on After 12!

Not that there's anything wrong with a cheerful disposition. You have to be chipper to survive in a world with the Bieber.

Get ready to start Summer FAIL School right here!

You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

Though the shirt has been removed from their site (or sold out), Urban Outfitters got into hot water this weekend for this stained and damaged "vintage" Kent State sweater. The historically-minded among you will recognize Kent State as the site of a Vietnam War protest in 1970 that ended with the police shooting of four student protesters.

Urban Outfitters claims that the item's appearance is due to aging, stains, and miscoloration, though obviously it looks more than a little like the violent aftermath of the protest itself. Their official statement on the sweater doesn't help their case much:



TL;DR: Company known for ripping off art designs, pandering to bratty youths, and doing attention-grabbing things to gain publicity among other attention-grabbing bratty youths acts according to form. Carry on.

And you thought rigor mortis was bad before...

Also, protip for models: there is already a large hole in the middle of your shirt. You don't need to point to it, we can notice it just fine.

Yup, that's the poop emoji.

Not a shirt for daywalkers, I presume.