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It's not about the outfit, it's how you feel when you're wearing it, and how well you can pull it off!

The DIY bikini, brought to you by the wonderful people at TIFI.

I mean, I'm going to need a Zanax just to cope with thinking about what this shirt is talking about.

No, I don't think I'll be cutting you in line today.

And here I thought the "v" in "v-neck" stood for the shape of the collar. Turns out all the guys I've seen wearing these shirts are just really proud of their boobs.

I mean I guess she could still be working...

Don't get in his way.

I can't wait for you to meet my parents!

Only men who aren't comfortable with their masculinity wear a different color of tassels and tutus.

This man has a GREAT attitude!

DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.