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Either way, I'm terribly confused.

Fun fact: This noble sea creature was going to be our National Animal until SOMEBODY decided that both the Freshwater Dolphin and the Wild American Turkey were inferior to the mighty Bald Eagle. Lame.

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

Only men who aren't comfortable with their masculinity wear a different color of tassels and tutus.

I got acne and a World of Warcraft account by just looking at this picture. Yikes!

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

Not shown: American Apparel - $35 (and you feel a little gross for wearing it).

There's probably a Zorro copycat on the loose whose name is "Ooooooo." Or possibly "Ddddddd."

You see what you're doing with your long hair, Beyonce? You're making your poor fans who want to capture your full image wear shirts like these. Be considerate. Cut your hair short or at least get some Princess Leia-style buns.

I'm not sure if the designers intentionally made this to appeal to the nerd hipsters (durhurhur, nobody knows what my shirt means!) or if they just noticed a cute bear design that was making waves on the internet and honestly didn't know what it referred to. I've already known old people to pick out beach towels, coffee mugs, etc. with South Park characters on it and go "Oh, how cute!" even though they'd be deeply offended if they ever watched the show.