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And here I thought the "v" in "v-neck" stood for the shape of the collar. Turns out all the guys I've seen wearing these shirts are just really proud of their boobs.

She'd probably go at it for a burger too.

Who doesn't get a rise out of a ribald pun?

Not that there's anything wrong with a cheerful disposition. You have to be chipper to survive in a world with the Bieber.

You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

The cigarette pocket in the sleeve just adds to the classiness.

It's not about the outfit, it's how you feel when you're wearing it, and how well you can pull it off!

I'm not sure if the designers intentionally made this to appeal to the nerd hipsters (durhurhur, nobody knows what my shirt means!) or if they just noticed a cute bear design that was making waves on the internet and honestly didn't know what it referred to. I've already known old people to pick out beach towels, coffee mugs, etc. with South Park characters on it and go "Oh, how cute!" even though they'd be deeply offended if they ever watched the show.

I was never too familiar with the economics of this sort of thing. Whatever, we're in a recession, do what you gotta do!