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I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

Further commentary on this shirt has been withheld for fear of getting scooped up by a Spinning Pile Driver.

Cheap joke, I know, but so hard to resist.

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

Get ready to start Summer FAIL School right here!

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Chances are, if you wear that shirt you already have a problem.

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.