sandals

Shiver me sandals!

When your cup is overflowing you don't need free refills.

Having serious moobs doesn't mean you are poorly dressed (unless you're not wearing a shirt, which would make him poorly UNdressed).

Just in case you need to saddle up and ride some seahorses when you go to the beach.

...what's the problem?

You know you need tighter sandals when one of your toes is pinching on for dear life to one of the straps.

Because right here, it's definitely not style.