sandals

...man, that would make a great flip-flop?

Shiver me sandals!

Just hum that mantra to yourself, "The '90s were not that great. The '90s were not that great..."

Because right here, it's definitely not style.

Please do not wear sandals with these socks-with-sandals socks, or the universe may implode.

When the going gets tough, the tough make ugly sandals out of reasonable shoes. Such is the cycle of life.