public transportation

Run! It's already starting to take control of your legs!

Ah, reading the newest issue of the "Dressed in the Dark Daily," I see.

"Oh how I wish these iron horses would hurry up, I'll be missing polo in a minute!"

With that many stripes and colors on a single person, you've gotta imagine that he has stories to tell, right? Crazy, disjointed, weird stories, but stories nonetheless.

Lucky for you, we're going right past the mental hospital.

I mean, in the post-apocalyptic future where soda tabs are used as currency you're going to be able to buy a small nation with those things. Good work!