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Somehow I don't think this is the interpretation Sanrio was going for.

With that many stripes and colors on a single person, you've gotta imagine that he has stories to tell, right? Crazy, disjointed, weird stories, but stories nonetheless.

I was so distracted by that rainbow hair that I nearly didn't notice those poor badger-ravaged pants that woman is wearing. How unfortunate!

That's right... Charlie Chaplin!

Run! It's already starting to take control of your legs!

I mean, in the post-apocalyptic future where soda tabs are used as currency you're going to be able to buy a small nation with those things. Good work!