public transportation

I was so distracted by that rainbow hair that I nearly didn't notice those poor badger-ravaged pants that woman is wearing. How unfortunate!

"Oh how I wish these iron horses would hurry up, I'll be missing polo in a minute!"

I mean, in the post-apocalyptic future where soda tabs are used as currency you're going to be able to buy a small nation with those things. Good work!

I mean, in most circumstances. And in ALL circumstances involving being on a tightly-packed vehicle with dozens of strangers.

With that many stripes and colors on a single person, you've gotta imagine that he has stories to tell, right? Crazy, disjointed, weird stories, but stories nonetheless.

Run! It's already starting to take control of your legs!

That's right... Charlie Chaplin!