public transportation

I was so distracted by that rainbow hair that I nearly didn't notice those poor badger-ravaged pants that woman is wearing. How unfortunate!

Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.

Happy Monday everyone! Let that image sit with you for the rest of the week, eh?

With that many stripes and colors on a single person, you've gotta imagine that he has stories to tell, right? Crazy, disjointed, weird stories, but stories nonetheless.

I mean, in most circumstances. And in ALL circumstances involving being on a tightly-packed vehicle with dozens of strangers.

Ah, reading the newest issue of the "Dressed in the Dark Daily," I see.

And after he downed those munchies and left the bus, they asked, "who was that masked weirdo anyway?"