public transportation

"Oh how I wish these iron horses would hurry up, I'll be missing polo in a minute!"

"I like leggings, but my thighs need to breath."

I mean, in the post-apocalyptic future where soda tabs are used as currency you're going to be able to buy a small nation with those things. Good work!

Lucky for you, we're going right past the mental hospital.

I was so distracted by that rainbow hair that I nearly didn't notice those poor badger-ravaged pants that woman is wearing. How unfortunate!