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What I don't get is, "why don't her sandals match the rest of the ensemble?"

This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.

I can't really tell what kind of look he/she's going for in this... can anyone explain?

The smirk on his face says it all. He's got protection. He don't need to worry 'bout a thang.

The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... Him!

It looks like she's been infested with a million little nanobots and they're just multiplying all over her mouth. Yuck.

Remember this face, this is the face of narcissism.

"Like, OMG, this outfit is SOOO 90s!"