pink

Hey, at least he's warm.

That looks familiar...

This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.

Oooooh, sounds kinky.

Hair ripped straight from the pages of a Dr. Seuss book.

The other dwarves were suspicious after he said he didn't like mining because it made his hands rough, but when he started wearing pink, their theories were solidified.

Those stuffed animals are not going to act as a helmet if somebody decides to take their road rage out on you!

...and the full moon on the horizon is rosier than ever.