pink

I'm pretty sure the store has a restraining order against him.

What I don't get is, "why don't her sandals match the rest of the ensemble?"

Alice didn't much like Dinah anyways.

Gotta Split...Free Breakfast Ends at 8.

The other dwarves were suspicious after he said he didn't like mining because it made his hands rough, but when he started wearing pink, their theories were solidified.

One does not simply 'walk' into public like that.

Those stuffed animals are not going to act as a helmet if somebody decides to take their road rage out on you!

Remember: accessorize, accessorize, accessorize! Even if it only leaves you time to wear sweatpants for three days running!

This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.