mullet

It's the sideways mullet!

Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man's head.

BEHOLD THE RAPUNZEL MULLET! Or Repullet for short.

That was all the rage in the alternate universe where the 50s and the 80s existed simultaneously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkyV3izXI&feature=player_detailpage

They can take your liberty, they can take your freedom, but they will never take your hair.

I must know the context of this. Someone give me a backstory. NOW.

He won't sting you with his arrows, but he whips you with his mullet. As you can see, it's frickin' irresistible.

Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!