mullet

"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

BEHOLD THE RAPUNZEL MULLET! Or Repullet for short.

Business in the front, Allan Iverson in the back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkyV3izXI&feature=player_detailpage

That was all the rage in the alternate universe where the 50s and the 80s existed simultaneously.

Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there!