mullet

BEHOLD THE RAPUNZEL MULLET! Or Repullet for short.

Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!

"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

Business in the front, Allan Iverson in the back.

Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man's head.

That was all the rage in the alternate universe where the 50s and the 80s existed simultaneously.

Just remember, every time you think to yourself "Man, the '90s were SO MUCH BETTER than times today," one of these little punks puts another quarter in the Billy Ray Cyrus jukebox and continues the cycle of misery. Remember that.

...or maybe a lesbradoodle

Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

Why does he have 2 cell phones?