mullet

"Do you think, you know, maybe you wanna go grab some soy burgers or something? Or maybe just chill at my place and watch Double Dare?"

Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!

"Our troops amass on the field at dawn. Today we ride into battle, our tempered courage only matched by our cold steel." "Who do we face today, who dares stands against our might? Surely none can match us in armed combat." "Today, we face the one they call... Bryan." "Gods have mercy on us all."

BEHOLD THE RAPUNZEL MULLET! Or Repullet for short.

Chad and his mullet just want you to relax, baby. It's hard working being a mom. Shhhhh. There, there. It's all good, babe.

Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.