mullet

Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.

...or maybe a lesbradoodle

Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!

Chad and his mullet just want you to relax, baby. It's hard working being a mom. Shhhhh. There, there. It's all good, babe.

That was all the rage in the alternate universe where the 50s and the 80s existed simultaneously.

I must know the context of this. Someone give me a backstory. NOW.

Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?