mullet

Don't touch it, its tentacles will sting you.

It's the sideways mullet!

Well, either that or they all go to the WASP show together. Either way.

Business in the front, Allan Iverson in the back.

Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!

They can take your liberty, they can take your freedom, but they will never take your hair.