mullet

I must know the context of this. Someone give me a backstory. NOW.

...or maybe a lesbradoodle

Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Chad and his mullet just want you to relax, baby. It's hard working being a mom. Shhhhh. There, there. It's all good, babe.

Don't touch it, its tentacles will sting you.

Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there!

Some form of tentacle monster has attached itself to that man's head.

Business in the front, Allan Iverson in the back.