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I mean, they're on their way to the beach, so this was the easiest way to bring that bucket anyway.

Easy-breezy feel-it-through-your-skivvies Rider, even.

Hell's Angels wouldn't have him, but only because they were secretly afraid.

They're everywhere.

From high atop his steed of swag, the neo-funk prophet rides throughout the land, spreading the word of fly to all peoples.

Lady. Come on. When other people have to physically force your butt to be covered, you know you should stop wearing skirts that could easily be mistaken for a belt.

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.