motorcycle

They're everywhere.

Lady. Come on. When other people have to physically force your butt to be covered, you know you should stop wearing skirts that could easily be mistaken for a belt.

From high atop his steed of swag, the neo-funk prophet rides throughout the land, spreading the word of fly to all peoples.

Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!

Hell's Angels wouldn't have him, but only because they were secretly afraid.

Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.