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Easy-breezy feel-it-through-your-skivvies Rider, even.

They're everywhere.

Well hey, you may be sacrificing visibility in that helmet, but at least you get to look like a psychotic sadist while cruising.

Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!

From high atop his steed of swag, the neo-funk prophet rides throughout the land, spreading the word of fly to all peoples.

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.