motorcycle

They're everywhere.

From high atop his steed of swag, the neo-funk prophet rides throughout the land, spreading the word of fly to all peoples.

Easy-breezy feel-it-through-your-skivvies Rider, even.

On the bright side, it's a smooth transition from the beach into the water in that getup.

Lady. Come on. When other people have to physically force your butt to be covered, you know you should stop wearing skirts that could easily be mistaken for a belt.

WEARING NOVELTY HELMETS IS A "SOMETIMES" HOBBY.