mohawk

"Do you think, you know, maybe you wanna go grab some soy burgers or something? Or maybe just chill at my place and watch Double Dare?"

Every Dr. Seuss character has to leave the nest and move to Portland eventually, right?

As soon as they're south of the border, they get all moody and try to start mosh pits at concerts even when nobody else wants to join in.

Rattail, mohawk, and words in your head... you lost a bet I know it.

This actually wouldn't be too bad to have at a party.