mohawk

Rattail, mohawk, and words in your head... you lost a bet I know it.

Every Dr. Seuss character has to leave the nest and move to Portland eventually, right?

I doubt the "young" part.

Non-traditional weddings are the new traditional weddings. Get with it!

This hairdo isn't so much "Riot Grrrl" as it is "Riot HELL NAW Grrrl" Z-snaps.

"Do you think, you know, maybe you wanna go grab some soy burgers or something? Or maybe just chill at my place and watch Double Dare?"

Hair ripped straight from the pages of a Dr. Seuss book.

As soon as they're south of the border, they get all moody and try to start mosh pits at concerts even when nobody else wants to join in.