mohawk

Non-traditional weddings are the new traditional weddings. Get with it!

"Do you think, you know, maybe you wanna go grab some soy burgers or something? Or maybe just chill at my place and watch Double Dare?"

Every Dr. Seuss character has to leave the nest and move to Portland eventually, right?

Hey there's something in your hair. What is it? Oh, it's just a whole lot of awesome.

This actually wouldn't be too bad to have at a party.

I doubt the "young" part.