lingerie

Work unsafe (unless you are allowed to look at bums at work).

Urkel sure does have some odd hobbies.

But who will protect your eyes?

Because reasons.

She's already got her arms free.

"What are all these straps for? In my day we had one for your lady-bits and that was it. And those things could weather a class-three gale! Look at this lace! A stiff wind and this thing is toast!"

Just give him his show back, he's obviously unhinged without it.

Those are supposed to go under your clothes... What? Oh you're going for the Quail Woman look.

But if there's one thing this man and I have in common, it's our love of pterodactyls.