lingerie

It takes work.

This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

That's where she does her business.

Just give him his show back, he's obviously unhinged without it.

"What are all these straps for? In my day we had one for your lady-bits and that was it. And those things could weather a class-three gale! Look at this lace! A stiff wind and this thing is toast!"

She's already got her arms free.

Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.

I spend extra money on the drawstring bags and this is what you use them for? Thanks for nothing, dude.

Because reasons.

But if there's one thing this man and I have in common, it's our love of pterodactyls.