lingerie

Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

But who will protect your eyes?

Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"

"What are all these straps for? In my day we had one for your lady-bits and that was it. And those things could weather a class-three gale! Look at this lace! A stiff wind and this thing is toast!"

Nice gams, Carl!

She's already got her arms free.

Buddy, that poncho is see-through...

Work unsafe (unless you are allowed to look at bums at work).