lingerie

Nice gams, Carl!

Otherwise, you run the risk of looking like this.

Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

Even inanimate models get uncomfortable sometimes.

Buddy, that poncho is see-through...

I spend extra money on the drawstring bags and this is what you use them for? Thanks for nothing, dude.

She has spider-powers, too!

Those are supposed to go under your clothes... What? Oh you're going for the Quail Woman look.

Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"

"What are all these straps for? In my day we had one for your lady-bits and that was it. And those things could weather a class-three gale! Look at this lace! A stiff wind and this thing is toast!"