lingerie

Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.

It takes work.

Because reasons.

Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

Judging by the way the tables are stacked, I think she just closed down the place.

But if there's one thing this man and I have in common, it's our love of pterodactyls.

Buddy, that poncho is see-through...

Those are supposed to go under your clothes... What? Oh you're going for the Quail Woman look.

This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

Work unsafe (unless you are allowed to look at bums at work).