lady bits

I mean, seriously, I hope our meal comes with some of those because they look FANTASTIC.

Where everything's made up and decency doesn't matter!

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

Model Anja Rubik decided to best Angelina Jolie's Academy Awards outfit with a key accessory that absolutely nobody asked for: gratuitous hip bone.

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I mean, maybe one would buy different pants before bizarre undies that disguise the fact that you bought the wrong pants. MAYBE I'M JUST GOING CRAZY.

Unless we're going for one of those crazy themed proms and the theme is "look like you'll regret seeing these pictures in five years," in which case MAN WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF DRESSES.

Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

Come to think of it, that wasn't really a question that needed to be asked, huh?

Whatever it is that you're on, LEGALIZE IT! I think?

These dreams are like... bags of sand(man).

Turns out they let the light AND flesh come through. Who knew?

This fine lady here was asked to leave PAX East after showing up in the outfit on the right. I'm sure it has everything to do with some managerial error or something and not the nearly-exposed ladybits. Definitely not the latter.

I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!