lady bits

Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Oh, that retro sense of humor!

I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

Whatever it is that you're on, LEGALIZE IT! I think?

This fine lady here was asked to leave PAX East after showing up in the outfit on the right. I'm sure it has everything to do with some managerial error or something and not the nearly-exposed ladybits. Definitely not the latter.

You're doing God's work by not looking, friend.

These dreams are like... bags of sand(man).

Happy Mother's Day! To see the less terrifying side of Mother's Day, click right here!

I mean, maybe one would buy different pants before bizarre undies that disguise the fact that you bought the wrong pants. MAYBE I'M JUST GOING CRAZY.

Judging by these outfits, "fashion" wasn't the only thing on parade at this show...

That's it, I'm booking my vacation tickets to Kashyyyk. Nobody told me the women there were this gorgeous.

Ah crap, except I wore my "ALWAYS" boxers this morning. We're in quite a conundrum here.

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.