lady bits

Where everything's made up and decency doesn't matter!

I mean, seriously, I hope our meal comes with some of those because they look FANTASTIC.

Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

Judging by these outfits, "fashion" wasn't the only thing on parade at this show...

Sorry, I have to use this brand. The latex ones give me a rash!

You're doing God's work by not looking, friend.

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

Loving of t-shirt all time, the excellent!

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.