lady bits

Easy-breezy feel-it-through-your-skivvies Rider, even.

No no, I mean YOU Mr. Travolta.

Model Anja Rubik decided to best Angelina Jolie's Academy Awards outfit with a key accessory that absolutely nobody asked for: gratuitous hip bone.

Upon further inspection, yes, this is a fashion blunder.

Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

Unless we're going for one of those crazy themed proms and the theme is "look like you'll regret seeing these pictures in five years," in which case MAN WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF DRESSES.

I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!