lady bits

That's it, I'm booking my vacation tickets to Kashyyyk. Nobody told me the women there were this gorgeous.

I mean, that's basically what's being accomplished here anyway, right? Totally cool, but let's call it like it is.

We never asked for it to end this way. Alas...

I mean really, does nobody follow the proper safety instructions? No loose clothing around the shredders, people!

Easy-breezy feel-it-through-your-skivvies Rider, even.

Loving of t-shirt all time, the excellent!

Feel free to come up with your own (work-safe!) names for this costume in the comments!

Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

Oh, that retro sense of humor!

Happy Monday everyone! Let that image sit with you for the rest of the week, eh?