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Even though it might look cute... ...never ever ever store kittens in your back pocket. Use a waxed canvas bag instead. It's harder to claw out waxed canvas, and you won't suffer the grievance of having your dinner escape.

Making the Canadian Suit fabulous again.

Don't you usually need to set up a booth with a permit for that sort of thing?

Straight out of Mötley Crüe!

And all of those people came to the county fair.

Fur usually doesn't offend me, but those boots are pretty damn offensive.