Via Izismile
Got some blue suede shoes to go with those jeans? Jeans have truly come a long way from heavy-duty work pants, all the way up to halfway up the butt of whoever decided society needs to see half of their bum. So hike up your britches and enjoy the punniest jeans you've ever seen.
Even if those jeans fit properly, she still needs to explain that shirt!
There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.
Those are mean streets out there and you need pants that won't get in your way when you kick someone's ass for their watch.