jeans

Even though it might look cute... ...never ever ever store kittens in your back pocket. Use a waxed canvas bag instead. It's harder to claw out waxed canvas, and you won't suffer the grievance of having your dinner escape.

That must chafe horribly.

In the nether realm between life and death, both ill-fitting jeans and ill-suited cutoffs live simultaneously. Indeed, a terrifying domain.

Those are mean streets out there and you need pants that won't get in your way when you kick someone's ass for their watch.

No matter how stretchy the pants are, you can't beat the movement afforded by wearing no pants at all.