jeans

Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.

"Men and teenage boys love to be fashionable too!!"

Even though it might look cute... ...never ever ever store kittens in your back pocket. Use a waxed canvas bag instead. It's harder to claw out waxed canvas, and you won't suffer the grievance of having your dinner escape.

I seem to remember Prince wearing similar pants.