goth

Or maybe there's just a stitch in the matrix...

Nothing says rebel like, "Can I have $20 to go to the mall?"

Quick, somebody rescue those cute stuffed animals from the background before Neil the Barbarian cleaves them in twain!

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You'd pass out too if you were walking around in platform Doc Martens while dancing to bad house music all night. Don't judge!

I see those all the time!

As someone, who during their youth, could be described as a punk rocker I abhor Hot Topic. Not just for the usual objections to turning an angry and invigorating music genre into a money-making cultural steamroller, mostly I just find their clientele insufferable.

Alternate title: Oh Look, It's Two Poorly Dressed Commentors.

DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

All the more power to them!