goth

Now appearing in your worst nightmares: her.

Your stockings will be stuffed with Hot Topic pants and Avenged Sevenfold shirts.

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DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.

Non-traditional weddings are the new traditional weddings. Get with it!

I see those all the time!

As someone, who during their youth, could be described as a punk rocker I abhor Hot Topic. Not just for the usual objections to turning an angry and invigorating music genre into a money-making cultural steamroller, mostly I just find their clientele insufferable.

In the meantime, warm up to some of these goth memes till the weather gets a bit sunnier. 

Seriously. You need braces. Please visit your local dentist.